What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?